I’m convinced that a good family friend, Chris Hackbarth, has discovered the secret to World Peace:
Think about it; its perfection on a stick. We get all the World Leaders of the Week
to sit on one of those ugly-yet-comfy camping chairs, give ’em a s’more, and light a fire. One minute they’re yammering away about OPEC and the price of slave labor, and the next minute they’re smiling quietly to themselves watching all the colors that somehow miracle themselves inside a good bonfire.
Chris has figured out how to cure cancer, stop war, and buy the world a Coke. Good job, Chris.
…you magical chef, you…