What rhymes with orange?

There was was a zed named Fran,
Lactose intolerant, she didn’t like flan.
She wandered the forest,
Snacked on a florist,
And totally forgot to dump Stan.

Went fishin’ last week with bait.
The bobber did bob with some weight.
Pulled me up a zed,
Said his named was once Fred,
That sushi he shouldn’t-a ate.

…and that’s all I’ve got today. :). Pineapple salsa and chicken/line soup should not make me think of zombie poetry.

But it does.

…now where’s my coconut rum…

Stay smart. Stay safe. Stay non-zombie.



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