Her Ladyship went out a-huntin’,
Killing Zack, she wasn’t a flunkin’.
Gore and blood, gone from her muzzle,
With a/c, she just wants to snuzzle,
…Puppy Chow just doesn’t cut it.
Maggie’s a Good Dog, ‘Tis true,
Red and Cream, she’s not blue.
Give her a whiff of Dead Zack,
She’s sure to attack,
And bring to me some of the goo.
I love my dog.
Her Ladyship, Maggie Moo says, “Stay smart. Stay safe. Stay non-zombie.”