This morning I went to a WW meeting/weigh in after Zumba. Guess what?! I lost 2.6 pounds this week! This meeting had a lot more people than the last one I went to, which was nice, but Bird Lady wasn’t there. 😦 Bummer. I like Bird Lady.
I came home with the intent of showering and eating a sandwich before I had to pick up #3. I was going to watch a documentary on Netflix, light a candle, sip some water with my feet up…
Maggie got sick in her kennel and fixed all that for me.
I knew when I opened the door, there was something amiss. It was storming, so I kept her kenneled while I was gone; I’m so, so, so, so, so glad I put her in her kennel instead of leaving her to roam the house. She had been ill out both ends of her digestive tract. I won’t go into nasty details because, quite frankly, its nasty. However, I did discover something very…uh…peculiar about my dog.
Judging by the heights at which I was scrubbing canine fecal matter off my walls, Her Ladyship Maggie Moo likes to stand on her head whilst expelling the contents of her bowels. I’m serious. There was Maggie Moo Poo splattered up over my head.
I don’t know whether to be thoroughly disgusted or impressed…
No. I’m disgusted. In an impressive sort of way.