…goes to my new food processor. Why? Because it weighs a hot ton.
Remember that scene in Zombieland where the old lady drops the piano on Zak’s head? Yeah. That’s pretty much what the base of the thing would do.
Also, I made some hummus at 11:30pm last night, and who can argue with hummus-making abilities in the middle of the night? That’s right. No body.
…I have absolutely no idea where I’m going to put this thing…