Just So We’re Clear

I don’t care how sick I am…
I don’t care how many degrees you have…
I don’t care who your husband is…

Your kid kicked my (smaller) kid in the belly. THATs why I got knee deep in your brassy-haired, loud-truck-driving, dog-poo-leaving, door-slamming, white-trash ass.

Bring it. I was raised by someone way meaner than you pretend to be.


“…this is the butt-kicking you’re looking for…”


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