I Wrote You Some Poetry

My dog eats zombies
Pretty but vicious bad breath
No need to worm her
Dr. Seuss was right
I should wear my Gox Box Socks
Frickin cold my toes

Please tell me reasons
After trying and straining
I can’t roll my tongue

Noisy airplanes go
I forgot to eat today
Coffee does not count

Too sleepy for words
Rebelling brain runs
Is the back door locked?

This is the last one
I suck at haiku it’s true
Thank you, please drive through